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Title: Are You Gonna Be My Girl
Album: Get Born
Artist: Jet

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Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

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49,319 notes · 1 week ago · reblog

get this onto the tumblr radar


my blog


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i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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266,767 notes · 3 weeks ago · reblog


kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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do you ever know the answer to a question in class but you don’t want to say it and the teacher is looking round at everyone and you’re tempted to say it but just before you get the chance to, the teacher tells you the answer and everyone is mind-blown and stares at the teacher in complete awe like they’re the most intelligent being ever and you just sit there like i knew that

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102,098 notes · 3 weeks ago · reblog

youre so jurassic but im an insta-classic

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One of my fans asking for an autograph


i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

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Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts


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