lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

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the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

(via all-time-uh-no)


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If only i had checked myself
-guy who wrecked himself  (via mosby)

(Source: benfoldsone, via all-time-uh-no)


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S/o to my mom just cuz

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owldude:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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son.

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maybe

- someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via guy)

(Source: thirstiest, via fake-mermaid)


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people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

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(Source: panerasexual, via fake-mermaid)


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