if i dont talk about how cute i am all the time, who will?

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the only advice you’ll ever need


I need winter I am too goth for this

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f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

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this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

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hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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