i swear i get uglier everyday

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thehalfwrittenbook:

i have this irrational fear that everyone hates me and everyone who says they like me is lying or is eventually going to hate me or find me annoying 

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
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aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG


My dog does this all the time and i think its adorable but no one else appreciates it but when a cat does it, WOW rEMarKabLe!!!1!!1!

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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zayny:

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

good thing i’m both

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I now pronounce you husband and husband. you may smoke the obamacare-provided joint
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